Wednesday, October 28, 2009

E.Z. Million, Norman's Most Interesting (-ly Named) Politician, Dies

Oh, E.Z. Million, never could you manage to proclaim
An electoral victory due to a football game.
A single issue politician rarely gets to claim
A democratic victory to carry him to fame.
We'll all fondly remember every Fall when you'd exclaim
That it was so unfair to go to Texas for this game.
And when we'd read your interviews, our thoughts were all the same:
"But seriously, sir, is that your honest Christian name?"