NPR quote of the morning: it's a tie!
1. "Ron Paul has denied the allegation that he's having a bromance with Romney." - Sonari Glinton
I'm almost positive Ron Paul would call you a queer if you suggested he was having a "bromance" to his face.
2. "Only time will tell if 'Man or Muppet' becomes a classic." - Mandalit del Barco
Only time will tell if in 20 years we dumb down the threshhold for the word "classic" low enough to incorporate a novelty song about Muppets.